Saturday, October 4, 2008

Treasures from Bill Simmons

Normally I can't stand ESPN Page 2. DJ Gallo is a retard. Patrick Hurby and Dave Fleming are both huge morons. But Bill Simmons' latest article has some real treasures. Among them:

1) I actually had seen this beforehand, but he posts this link about a near-murder over fantasy football points. My favorite sentence in the article is "Additional charges of battery on a law enforcement officer and resisting arrest with violence were added to Ward's arrest" - I guess his battery was running low.

2) On Scott Linehan: "This seems like a good time to mention that when your defense has given up 147 points in four weeks, firing the head coach and promoting the defensive coordinator isn't exactly the best way to fire your fans up." Glad I'm not the only one that thinks so.

3) On the Pittsburgh Steelers: "Here's something you won't hear on Sunday night: 'You can't make those kinds of mental mistakes against Mewelde Moore, he will KILL you.' "

4) "VEGAS (-120) over anyone dumb enough to do a 10-point, three-team tease
San Diego killed you in Week 1. Miami killed you in Week 3. Kansas City killed you in Week 4. These were not accidents. Just stop. No more."

Super Bowl memories, anyone?

Link to full article.

1 comment:

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