Spellchecking in Seattle

Today the Mariners announced the hiring Don Wakamatsu as their new manager. This means that the Mariner payroll now includes:

Manager Don Wakamatsu
GM Jack Zduriencik
SS Yuniesky Betancourt
OF Wladimir Balentien
C Kenji Johjima
LHP Ryan Feierabend
and
3B Matt Tuiasosopo

All this leads me to just one question: If you're a Seattle Mariners beat writer, aside from the team signing Doug Mientkiewicz, how could this possibly be worse?