Quote of the Day

Apparently, Bengals WR Chad Johnson was supposed to give away a Lexus to the winner of a raffle, but instead gave the car to some chick he, in all likelihood, was giving Little Chad to. ("Cinco? I thought you said it was ocho!"). Cincinnati area attorney Eric Deters, who is representing the plaintiffs in a class-action suit, was asked if he thought Chad was bright:

"No not at all. Mental agility of a small soap dish."